garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 27, 2019

Garrett-McGall

A Garrett-McGall is a dream come true. A sex symbol to the ladies but a nightmare to the fellas
To know one is to love one. Garrett-McGall is a handsome young man that plays many roles as no other. A great dad, awesome best friend, and the most amazing boyfriend known to humanity. Smart, gentle and loving are just a few of his qualities. Hit a nerve and he instantly transformed into the boogie man. Loyal as they come. Handsome as can be. If you're lucky enough to meet one, hang on tight, cuz he's a keeper. The love of Carmen's life.

Carmen found her other 1/2 when she met Garrett-McGall

by Smack Snack January 21, 2024

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 10, 2018

garrett st.john

giant faggot who likes poontangs

Garrett St.John is a fag

by Iamslowlygettingclosertodeath March 13, 2017

Garrett Morgan

He is a black inventor.

The Three-Light Traffic Signal, Invented by Garrett Morgan in 1923.

Garrett Morgan in 1923 invented The Three-Light Traffic Signal.

by Bearonboat November 28, 2021

Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.

When I grow up I want to be a Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. It is know that a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything

When I grow up I want to be like Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022