crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.

The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.

by MB20Fan January 24, 2015

leftover crack

a damn good squat, politi-kill, atheist skacore band from NYC with good lyrics. Formerly Choking Victim , but with a different drummer.

leftover crack is the shit.

by crazz August 22, 2003

Half crack

A medical anomaly when someone's crack only extends halfway up his or her butt.

Omg, Emily! Turn around and look in the mirror. You've got a half crack!

by BooVeAYYE July 24, 2016

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis July 25, 2008

Crack shot

a "correct" shot; someone who is skilled at shooting; a good shot; a good shooter

That girl shot ten out of ten targets and hit every shot perfectly. She's a crack shot when it comes to target shooting!
Etymology, Origins: "Crack" has been interpreted from the word "CORRECT" over the years.

by grace given May 29, 2018

creamy crack

Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.

Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.

Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!

by MicaD December 20, 2005