tecond

A unit of measurement in time equivalent to ten seconds.

"I'll be there in five teconds would mean fifty seconds. Yo can we make this a thing?" - Simpleflips 2024

by qoride December 28, 2024

Taonga

Taonga is God's greatest son. Greater even than that middle eastern fraud. He is God's gift to mankind. Worship and cherish Taonga. If you ever meet him in person buy him a pint because he deserves it for gracing you with his presence. Taonga was sent on earth to redeem the great nation of Zimbabwe. Taonga is the saviour.

Guy 1: Yo bro I just made $16000 from my 0.01 lot trade, how is that possible?
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should

by Tit_licker February 8, 2025

Tedon Yin

A secret spy of the CCP thats infiltrated Australia, also terrible at maths even though he's chinese

That Tedon Yin is bit odd

by Baldballs March 2, 2025

teaing

the action of making or consuming tea, has a positive connotation

gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"

by dih_sprm_crmps April 18, 2025

Teason

To get the reason and the tea behind a situation — when you’re investigating drama and gathering all the details.

Coworkers were acting weird all morning, so I had to teason what really went down at the team dinner

by Bikerlegan August 2, 2025

Teanagger

An annoying British person.
Famous for drinking tea and their non-stop nagging, the 'teanagger' is British at their most British.

Did you hear what that 'teanagger' in Parliament said!?

by SunnyZ August 21, 2025

Teon

Teon is a Tall light skin, handsome, brave and big penis having alpha male.

Person 1: Is the Teon

person 2: OMG yesss

Person 1: I would love to be like him

by Jim Him October 21, 2025