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Biometric Rogering System

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.
'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'
by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006
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system of a down

The best motherfucking band this end of hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Charlie December 10, 2003
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Information Systems

The great link between Business (or end process) and Computer Science
Involving the way information is gathered, processed, and used in a meaningful way.
Computer Science Majors – boast about how many lines of code they can write
Information Systems Majors – boast about how much money they have saved and created for overall business.
Business Majors – boast about their new sports car after high earnings and cut cost - dependent on the performance on their Information Systems which is dependent on Computer Science.
Information Systems creates logical use out of organizing and processing data through information technology.
IS makes CS useful
IS makes Business actually work (and increasingly so in the new Information Era)
Top IS programs: MIT and Carnegie Mellon
IS has yet to find a permanent home in the School of Computer Science, Business, Humanities
Professionals in IS who are really good at what they do are an asset to any company and are normally paid accordingly. Or can leave and find their place somewhere else (sometime creating their own business – usually successful)
IS professionals also have bigger hard drives than CS and Business professionals as well as cocks.
Hey man, did jimmy order those parts before he got fired?
No dude, our Information Systems does that automatically now.

CFO: "we need to be able to process 9 million transactions integrated with EDI and have our production line update automatically while being able to offer real time analysis and GPS tracking as well as electronic invoicing. Oh, and if one thing does not work correctly (even if the correct way contradicts our business logic) YOU ARE FIRED"

CIO: "Okay"
by moneymaker1212 January 5, 2009
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system of a down

SOAD is a politically correct metal band that is so asskicking its not even funny
Man 1 "Do you like system of a down"
Man 2 "No its stupid...hey what are you doing with that gun? Hey dont point that at me"
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Systematic Magical Bullshit

Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.

The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.

The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
by Duckelon April 20, 2015
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Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
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System Builders Syndrome

The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.
Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.

Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.
by Chris L. & Eric V. October 18, 2008
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