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swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water
I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me
by master chubs October 29, 2020
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Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.
by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016
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swamp curd

The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.
Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.
by Empty pint June 2, 2016
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Swamp muppet

Kids typically around the age of 9 to 11 who release the most toxic form of cringe while in a game of roblox
I'm reporting you for killing me

Shut up you swamp muppet!
by Kingtrolo64p December 3, 2019
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Swamp Mollie

An independent country girl and not afraid to show it. The one woman that you don't have to ask what she likes to do for fun, you'll know cause she's the one pulling a boat with her truck or has a 4 wheeler loaded in the back.

She's that girl you go fishing with and she is already backing the boat down the ramp when you get there. She's the first one to grab the cast net when she sees a school of bait fish. She don't need you to bait her hook or clean her fish.

She's got a closet full of camouflage clothes and high heels next to her hunting boots. She'd rather go to the woods instead of a restaurant on a date.
Girl at the gas station wearing all camo driving a jacked up truck with a dog box in the back: "Dang bud, did you get a look at that Swamp Mollie."
by Reelsalty March 22, 2021
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Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.
Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.
by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010
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Swamp Ass

A moment of intense anal, rectal, and butthole sweating that in turn begins to coagulate around the almighty crack giving the sensation that your rectal cavity is actually engulfed in swamp-like environments.
"BRO TONY THAT FUCKING LASAGNA IS DAMN NEAR GIVING ME SWAMP ASS JUST FUCKING LOOKING AT IT"
"Calm down Giovani them cheeks are beginning to drip."
by juckerafison January 31, 2020
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