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sweat-pant swagger 

When someone is walking way too damn slow due to the fact that their pants are sagging, and thus causing them to walk too slow.
Person A:The asshole 10 feet in front of us is causing a jam in the hallway cos of his sweat-pant swagger!

Person B: Yeah, dude, I know!!
sweat-pant swagger by HonorsTrack January 13, 2011

G upped swagger 

tha way a gangsta walks.. normally a layed back type of walk... slow
Tha ladys luv my G upped swagger
G upped swagger by $padez September 4, 2006

boob swagger 

boobs that move too and fro
I saw this bitch jogging down the street and 'ol girl had some boob swagger on her!
boob swagger by laurie pies June 4, 2011

geriatric swagger 

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.
Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."
geriatric swagger by josh_mcg November 6, 2008

Nerd Swagger 

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.
1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.
Nerd Swagger by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011

Obama Swagger 

An undeniably stylish, confident and incomparable way of dressing, talking, walking, approaching/dealing with approach of opposite sex, etc.

Girl 1: Look at him, his fresh clothes, his style, his way of walking, his confidence, OH MY! I want him!


Girl 2: He has that "Obama Swagger" for definite.
Obama Swagger by Obama Lover January 23, 2009