1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy
2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
by tids4life August 24, 2017
Get the stroke tidmug. A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
Get the stroke ninjamug. When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
Get the Stroking the Foxmug. by neigh recoil November 18, 2012
Get the Cuddle Strokemug. by Treelon May 11, 2020
Get the nibba strokemug. Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
by maledestroyer January 30, 2022
Get the Money Strokemug. Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.
Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!
Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!
by Paragod101 June 16, 2011
Get the Stroking a Dimemug.