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E-strated

The almost daily frustration which comes from managing our e-tech which is supposed to free up time through efficiency and simplicity of device, app, program. Lol
Tyler was e-strated trying to bill group shipping after the latest changes due to an eBay update.
by Frank Id April 4, 2023
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ferrari strategy

term used when your life is absolutely and completely fucking with you
hows your life bro?
its a fucking ferrari strategy
im sorry bro
by liveinf1 January 20, 2024
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ferrari strategists

my life is made by ferrari strategists bro
by liveinf1 January 20, 2024
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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping
Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.
"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."
by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024
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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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