cock stalking

stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he's with other girls even though he barely knows your name

Josh: Did you see Karen just follow me into this store
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you

by SmilesGabriella April 16, 2010

skanking

the only way to dance. done to ska it takes balance and endurance but it is very worth it.

skank to the aquabats.

by aquabats fan March 15, 2004

standing up

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.

I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.

by Anduin May 6, 2005

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

by balexander24 February 4, 2010

Standing 69

When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.

Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.

by Tom Faggington March 7, 2009

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009