Standing Lasagne

When a lady's vagina is full and meaty but stands proud and is not sloppy.

My neighbour was so proud of her standing lasagne, she showed it to the local butcher.

by Jammal62 January 3, 2026

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015

rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare

What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol

by Timpson.M December 31, 2017

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.

-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.

by Jpauliq August 13, 2020

freddie standing

sapphire’s boyfriend/fiancé/husband

sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect

by Sapphire Admirer April 3, 2022