Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 20, 2009

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Spiderman Head

A XXX version to the famous PG-13 Spiderman kiss. Occurs on a bed with the girl facing up and her head hanging off the edge of the bed. The male then stands and receives oral sex while enjoying the re-enactment of the famously made Spiderman kiss scene. Can also can be performed on a table, couch, or any platform at level with the genital area.

1) I'm tired of the same old positions, tonight you should give me Spiderman head!
2) I can't give my boyfriend Spiderman head for more than five minutes because the blood rushes to my head.

by Headwin December 17, 2008

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022

Spiderman that Ho

When your banging a chick from behind and just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, wipe it off, and when she turns around to look at you, blow a load in her face and at the same time do the Spiderman web throw action with your hand. Then you comment, "How did you like that Mary Jane?"

How was your date with Kirsten Dunst?
Oh! I Spiderman that Ho

by SteveLSU February 8, 2008

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008