Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.

Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

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Tube steak

Penis.

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.

by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013

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Aztec stadium

Home stadium for Mexico's Soccer team located in Mexico City at thousands of feet above feet level and a lot of smog. Many concerts and big events are held there as well. Soccer teams American and Atlante also play there.
Has a capacity of 115,412 people.

Mexico has won 96% of the matches played at Aztec Stadium

by joseluismb March 29, 2005

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Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

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