Status-ticks 

Ticks obsessed with status

The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!

Status-ticks by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010

Status-repeater 

Someone on MySpace or Facebook whose status is always about the same thing or event. They are extremely annoying and truth be told, their friends skip over their status' because its always the same crap.

Ugh...she's such a status-repeater. Her status' are always about the exact same thing. Ex: I am so lucky and I have an awesome life.

Status-repeater by Mr. M&M January 15, 2011

Status Bomber 

The act of tampering with someones status as a photobomber would a photo.

*Nick's Status: I'm trying to restore a old computer, does anyone have 15 unused floppy disk?

*Austin writes: You have an unused floppy *Hehehe was just a Status Bomber*

Status Bomber by MR_SMART February 20, 2011

Status Dramaria

n. the act of metaphorically deficating all of one's personal drama on social networking sites to an amount of extreme excess. Often, dealing with relationships.

Mark suffers from Status Dramaria. He's posted 17 times in the last couple of hours how sorry he is for cheating and how much she means to him.

Debbie has Status Dramaria bad. She's always posting about "The Haters" in her life and how they can all go eff themselves. Its getting a little old...

Status Dramaria by Siv T March 7, 2011

Status Spammer 

A person or comment who kills the mood you were trying to create with your status.

status: im so sad today. life just isnt fair.

status spammer's comment: WELL TOO BAD EMO CAUSE IM SOO HAPPYYY!!!

Status Spammer by omgyourabitch March 26, 2011

Status Humping 

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

Status Humping by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

status killer 

A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.

-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?

-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!

status killer by André10000 November 11, 2011