stateside

Refers to the United States side of the border.

I'm headed stateside this weekend so I can get my ass SHOT!

by GeeBee November 5, 2003

statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

Southern United States

SUS
The South part of the Unites States, it's very warm and has nice food but if you don't agree with its residents politics you might get yourself shot.

Southern United States has good food but it's also kinda SUS

by SUMFURRYTHING February 5, 2023

Fly-Over States

The states flown over by many flights going to New York to Los Angeles. These states are often ignored and thought to be second class to coastal states. This however is not true. These states are populated with people who work hard.

The fly-over states often have many educational opertunities including colleges like South Dakota School of Mines and Technology. If one would like to learn about these states, they should visit the fly-over states.

by Hardworking American September 23, 2012

United States

A country of freedom...and stuff...and...Okay *laughs*

Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...

Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?

Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...

Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.

Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-

ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.

Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...

But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.

Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...

You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!

Dot.
Dot.
Dot.

Here's you god damn example!

FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!

Good now your ears are bleeding.

Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!

Assholes...

by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011