foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.

"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"

by robhole March 12, 2008

rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.

When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)

by Meitein January 31, 2010

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

stacked

1.To be beyond belief, to be pleasing, cool/great
2. having a large bust/boobage

1. Did u c the wheelie I did on the Highway?? That was so stacked!

2. She's only popular wit' the boyz cuz she's totally stacked!

by EJayne December 26, 2007

cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.

"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"

by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 14, 2006

stashed some yams

To stash a standard pound of clean, uncut cocaine. Usually kept at an Aunties house.

Tommy Pantsdown hid a pound of stripper fuel at his uncles house. His auntie doesn't like the homie but it's all good for a bump or two. In the end, he stashed some yams.

by Tommy Pantsdown August 29, 2006