Stabbery

The crucial art of stabbing.

"I've been going to stabbery class since last week!" Bartholomew exclaimed.

by CertifiedIdiot March 8, 2022

poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.

Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.

by redsox2007 November 16, 2007

rent-stabber

Pejorative term for someone who leases a rent-stabilized unit in a building which has converted to cooperative or condominium ownership and who expresses satisfaction about the financial losses incurred by those who purchased the other units. Usually "bitter rent stabber."

There are many expressions of schadenfreude by bitter rent-stabbers in the comment sections of the real estate blogs following the mortgage meltdown.

by Unbathed March 10, 2009

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014

Cat stab fever

Wanting to kill a person's cat as a result of them talking about their cat for too long.

Person 1: "If Eric talks about his cat one more fucking time I will kill it in front of him". Person 2: "wow, you've got a serious case of cat stab fever."

by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016