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squirt

Best thing a girl can do.

When A girl releases orgasmic clear fluid, comes out like water, Happens from stimulation and build up. Last about 3- 10 seconds.
by The girl who can squirt!!!!!!! February 11, 2012
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hershey squirt

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).

2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.

3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)

fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 6, 2005
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squantch

The lingering odor in a restroom stall immediately after a skank has walked out - caused by the woman being AFO or the lack of cleansing a womans genital region. Squantch usually resembles a cross between sasquatch, tuna and seriously potent B.O.
Man, that chick had some squantch goin' on.
by Hot Tuna Taco May 10, 2005
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Squinis

A square penis.
A squinis can only fit inside of a squagina (square vagina)
Dude, Jill told me Brendan has a squinis, so they couldnt bang!

Because of her squagina, Linda Tripp imports only squinis.
by Linda Tripp April 5, 2011
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squinnypig

This is a rodent that is a cross between a guinea pig and a squirrel. They have been spotted in Le Grand California. They also come in different varieties.
Do you think if I left the squinnypig door open that they will come in?
by Squinnypig Lover!!! October 31, 2007
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Squingemontos

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!
by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010
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Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.
Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!
by jaynation December 29, 2009
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