Woodbridge Squat

A squat using a free weight in a gym, in which you load up tons of weight on each side. You then barely bend your knees and push the weight back up. You then go around bragging about how much weight you did.

Hey man, did you see that guy woodbridge squat 500 pounds?

by jjordan33 November 25, 2010

Gas squat

An emission of methane gas from the anus, typically when squatting.

-Man, Larry just gas squatted!
-Gross!

by bewingedthings November 26, 2017

squat hole

A vagina resembling a clown pocket. Large enough for one to squat and take a shit in like one would do on a camping trip in the woods.

John:Have you seen Jennifer's pussy man?

Mike:Yeah she's got a squat hole...I'd like to take her camping.

John:Yeah I want some captain D's too.

by Jaque MeHauffe October 16, 2009

Mcnamer Squat

Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her, so I gave her the Mcnamer squat.

by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015

Squatting pony

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down

I gave her the squatting Pony!

by JBut December 25, 2007

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

by the undefined September 8, 2013