Mcnamer Squat

Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her, so I gave her the Mcnamer squat.

by BagTagChapion August 21, 2015

Thot Squat

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!

She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....

by Evy89 June 22, 2019

Gas squat

An emission of methane gas from the anus, typically when squatting.

-Man, Larry just gas squatted!
-Gross!

by bewingedthings November 26, 2017

Squat Fucking

when a woman wearing super high heels squats over an erect man (laying flat on the floor) and slides up and down on him continuously until orgasms explode!

as the mistress walked into the hotel room she noticed her man laying on the floor, her presence made his cock immediately erect and she hiked up her tube top dress, straddled him and squat fucking him good!!!

by secret mistress July 18, 2017

Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.

Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.

by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018

French squat

Shitting in the urinal and pissing on the floor

Did you see Terry yesterday? He pulled a french squat during lunch break

by paftdunk May 22, 2019

Race Squatting

When a group of one race pretends to discuss and solve all of the issues of another race.

That white discussion panel on the news was race squatting, they discussed and and pretended to understand and solve all of the problems in the black community.

by the undefined September 8, 2013