Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021

Slurie

Simply the combination of both the "lowie" and the "slut", attractive only for sex and thus simply whorelike.
Essentially a code word for males to use in the presents of such persons who fit the above description, so as to keep them unawares.
The SLU comes from the word slut. And the similarity of the word to slurpie is due to the commonality that both slurpies and sluries are so sweet.

"Slurpies are sweet and so is that slurie"
"Wow look at that slurie go"
"How much you think that slurie is?"
"I sure would like to taste that slurie"

by Sharkhead December 14, 2006

slurdge

n. 1. The product of slurdging.
2. A slightly vicious fluid capable of impregnating your grandmother.

1. This slurdge was not made properly. It is not angry enough.
2. Granny got some slurdge up in her chatch. Now I got two mommies.

by Thon November 25, 2007

Slurging

Slurging is procrastinating by using Facebook. Happens to the best of us.

I was hardcore slurging last night, I did none of my homework.
procrastination facebook

by Cat Daddy9 June 11, 2011

slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

by Koftik January 3, 2015

Slurking

When someone slithers and lurks

Look at that nibba slurking

by Clout Up October 20, 2017