hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

sperm cell

A waste of space

You a fucking sperm cell.

by Trasher.yzy May 28, 2017

Sperm Squad

A group of extra cool kids the have the words "cum" "sperm" or "cell" in their name and follow cumcell and sperm squad on Insta

Sperm Squad is the best squad in the universe.

by the_roman_sperm November 9, 2018

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

by urpapi October 5, 2010