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Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me
by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025
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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!
by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025
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