alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)
My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time
by Bobfrig January 28, 2025
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Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
by Analus Samus October 18, 2019
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Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.
Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.
by DatBois August 03, 2018
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sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again
I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”
by canola_oil July 21, 2021
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OBX Sober

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober
by 0ldN3ws July 02, 2021
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 08, 2010
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Tennessee Sober

Sober to all alcohol apart from Whisky aka California Sober but without the weed.
I’m only drinking Jack Daniels at the moment as I’m Tennessee Sober
by GoodinBed September 25, 2024
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