snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

snortsbussycuteiy

snortsbussycuteiy loves andrew garfield and tom holland. they make the best andrew edits and are super underrated. they are spider-man’s girlfriend.

snortsbussycuteiy is peter parker’s new girlfriend❣️❤️💕🥰

by andrewgarfieldluvr December 24, 2021

Snorkey

When you are in the act of committing a felony on a gaming chair

Often done by gen z's after a long day of school

P1: did you hear what happened to jack?

P2: nah

P1: he did a snorkey

by Snhcaky January 8, 2022

snorist

people who are discriminating against people who snore

my brother: snorist isnt a word
me: yes it is

by snore-advocator March 16, 2023

Snorklespat

A non-word word, more like a anti-non-noise noise

Snorklespat went the skibidat when it chorklebaffed on the dippydoo.

by TheUnfunnyDoofus August 14, 2023

Snorgs

A pair of large breasts

I'd love to put my face between her snorgs and go blubba blubba blubba

by Thremble June 28, 2023

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009