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smallmathguy

Hey, you’re such a smallmathguy”
“what no i’m not a cat”
smallmathguy by Anatis August 10, 2023

A-Small rolling 

(1)When someone will not partake in a social drinking/drugs session with friends.

(2)When someone stays in on weekend nights.

(3)Generally when someone is being a scrotum.
"You going to the party tonight?"

"Naw I'm just A-Small Rolling"
A-Small rolling by greenockaldo January 20, 2004

Ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

A roast every 6th grader uses when they’re in deep shit
Boi: u can’t do shit right

U: well ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

Boi: *cries in silence*

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

small off duty czeckslovakian traffic warden 

A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"

small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina
Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina
small vagina by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017