Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

Lightning sleeve

A really fast paced wank

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve

by Chadathon January 26, 2022

Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.

Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!

by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021

Up the sleeve

A variant of the phrase "in the closet" specifically for asexuals (aka "aces") concealing their sexual orientation from others.

My parents don't know I'm an ace. I'm still up the sleeve.

by ThePipYay November 8, 2021

rollin' up my sleeves

rollin' up my sleeves is a secretive way of saying masturbation. It works especially well if your penis (someone else's penis) is not circumsized.

parents: "son what's taking you and becky so long to get ready for the dance?"

son: "nothing dad. She's just rollin' up my sleeves."

by Dabruiser93 October 7, 2010

sleepers

(n) {Aust., N.Z.,} small hooped earrings of any alloy, the kind that snaps together to form a complete ring.

I bought a pair of new gold sleepers today.

by SatyrD September 13, 2005

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006