slashdot slap

Exactly the same as the slashdot effect but much more fun to say. To be slashdot slapped is when your website is listen on slash dot causing a huge spike in traffic.

Many of these sites can not handle the extra thousands of hits and go down, that is being slash dot slapped.

"O man, I totally got slashdot slapped, I shouldn't have posted those pictures of the new Xbox 720."

by Lusty McLester November 18, 2005

smashed it

when u smash summet, lol

oh no!!!! i smashed the vase, lol

by lol March 12, 2005

smashed apples

A term to describe a really ugly person.

"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

sloshed

syn. bombed, pissed

how was the party last night?

I got sloshed

by Anonymous December 9, 2001

Slasher

The word "slasher" is used to describe a fatass asian Gorilla-like Bitch. A person with this name dates people online because they cant get someone in real life. (Be warned They might ask you to meet in real life, But that is ok, if you like getting raped.)

He slashered you, you just got shashered,

by Blaugia December 3, 2007

smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

by NickSter March 29, 2004

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014