a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
by cassiebabyy January 01, 2008
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A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011
I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!
Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
by tylena July 01, 2006
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
by the priest February 22, 2006
The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.
by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016