Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.

These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...

by Sircheesus June 3, 2021

Secret Shower

When Its Not Your Week To Take A Shower So You Have To Sneak Around To Do It

Secret Shower
person 1 "I'm Going To Go Take A Shower"
person 2 "But Its Not Your Week Its My Week"
person 1 "Fine I'm Just Going To Go Into The Bathroom BUT not To Take A Shower" *wink wink*
person 2 "fine by me"

by Selenophiillee February 18, 2023

Schrödinger's Shower Curtain

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.

I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...

by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014

Icenhower Power Shower

The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.

Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?

Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower

by Sneed d'Elaine November 4, 2020

Trickle Down Shower

A shower in which you only apply body wash to the top of your body, allowing it to trickle down to your lower body in order to wash it instead of applying it yourself. Named after Ronald Reagan's famous use of "Trick Down Economics" which is known for being a failure.

Johnny: Bruh, your ass fucking STINKS.
Ronald: Really? I have been taking trickle down showers every day for a week, I should smell great!
Johnny: Bro you legit have not cleaned your ass for a week.

by yumspoiledmilk April 9, 2021

Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.

That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.

by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022

should i go take a shower

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.

Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."

by Asi8 February 25, 2022