that person is a fucking Segularity
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Get the Segularity mug.SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.
"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."
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A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Simulator Sweetie (noun):
A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Example sentences:
"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.
Example sentences:
"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."
by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023
Get the Simulator Sweetie (noun): mug.Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?
Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”
Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”
Iam “We didn’t...”
Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”
Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”
Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”
Iam 😑
Hym 😐
Iam 😑
Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”
Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”
Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭
Iam 🙄
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Secular religion mug.by Corbynista April 2, 2023
Get the simulacracene mug.a term that invented by Turks for describing a situation where someone feels kinda a sudden episode of physical and emotional reactions when he or she see a threat about the separation of belief and state. A secular attack can also happen when a person is exposed to a different belief system than their own, or when they feel threatened by the loss of their identity or influence.
- Hey, Don't eat with left, it is a sin.
- Please stop, I am having a secular attack, right now.
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After Political figure actions and comments that violated women's rights, the Whole country had a secular attack and response with pictures and videos of Atatürk (Symbol of enlightenment in Türkiye)
- Please stop, I am having a secular attack, right now.
or
After Political figure actions and comments that violated women's rights, the Whole country had a secular attack and response with pictures and videos of Atatürk (Symbol of enlightenment in Türkiye)
by secularattack December 30, 2023
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