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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
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Scrammle

Trampy person that spreads their legs and is generally dutty
You fucking dirty scrammle
by Scrammlelife July 15, 2022
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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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Scrumpled

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles
"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."
by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022
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scrambleable

has or possesses the ability to scramble/be scrambled
This is a scrambleable egg.
by User637293973902 April 9, 2023
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