got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

Rosetta Stoned

When your friend gets so high he/she passes out that you write hieroglyphs on their face.

Tyler got so high he passed out and we Rosetta stoned him.

Or

Mike got Rosetta stoned last night!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019

hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

stoned

A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.

It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.

Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.

This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......

Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.

"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics

by Cool P June 6, 2005

shoned out

your a shone to the extreme;you do everything in the book && more.comes from the word shone(or action) which means hoe,trick,slut,etc.

DAMN!,that girl shoned out!

by MANDA bAYbEE. April 19, 2009

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014