schmungle

The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.

Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.

by skinnyalienboy January 25, 2020

schmiggitty

schmiggitty having so much fun, I'm living the high life.

Yo Im Schmiggitty!!!

by Matiri January 30, 2020

Scheming for Seman

A girl/guy who is on a mission to get laid by any means necessary

Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight

Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone

by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020

Schmiggles

A rare substance found only in the land of Schmi-7, of the Brass Universe. A common fight is fought between the two deities of this land for this rare substance, which caused the downfall of this planet and made it uninhabitable.

Did you hear about how the Schmiggles caused the downfall of Schmi-7?

by Coruscare October 27, 2020

schoing to ghoul

How it actually feels to a young person when just starting out in his education.

If kindergarten teachers and other faculty would actually take the time and effort to truly make beginner-students feel welcome and unafraid, it would feel a lot less like "schoing to ghoul" to said shy/timid youngsters.

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

Schminkle

A schminkle is the act of kissing shoving an ice-cold rod down someone's fallopian tube. This is usually done to females but males that have had vasectomy.

"Hey, babe want to Schminkle tonight?"

by Alex Zychowicz September 19, 2021

schingleheimen male

A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.

Beta 1: What is that?
Beta 2: It's a schingleheimen male! *jizzes pants*

by Grind God October 16, 2021