Schielosophy

When you're high, drunk or off your nuts so much, that you're eyes are crossing each other and you come up with philosophy.

"If 2 Vegans are arguing, is it still called beef?"

"If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?"

"Do you think sand is called sand, because its between the sea and land?"

"Bro, that's total Schielosophy."

by Matt-Lee October 23, 2018

Schmækk

(1)"Å schmække"("to schmækk") is a norwegian term, which basically means to slap ass. (2)Although you could use it as an adjective or a slogan aswell. (3)Some people use this term when they are talking about inhaling marijuana.

(1)"Let me schmækk that ass"
(2)"That's a schmækk outfit!", ""Schmækk, bro!"
(3)"Do you wanna schmækk later?"

by Schmækk AS October 25, 2018

schmeckman

A name for a person when they've exasperated you beyond words.

I was talking to Brian today and I just couldn't take it. What a schmeckman!

by 1234_ebita_5678 February 8, 2019

Schmeckles

Schmeckles means “money” and refers to a fictional currency from the television series Rick and Morty by Adult Swim

I’d love to go on that trip, but I need to save up some more schmeckles first.

by Xvanes February 24, 2019

schmeckel

A ceremonial dance conducted on the winter solstice done to seduce left-handed women

Yo dude, I heard Jessica is going to the schmeckel tonight! This could be your chance!

by pixiedust123456787 April 30, 2019

schmeagledorf

A copy and paste error, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.

Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.

by trrrite May 16, 2019

Schmeal

Better looking that a snak sexier than a meal

She’s a schmeal

by Don’t need to know April 5, 2019