Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.

by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023

Schleppers

A small Jewish gang coming from the northwest side of Santa Rosa CA, they often engage in fights with their rival gang “the guinea fowl” a gang of Guinea fowl. Schleppers members will often refer to these birds as “irate” or “dirty pheasants”

“Oh look some Schleppers!”
“Hope there’s no guinea fowl around here.”

by SRinfo July 7, 2023

Schlorp

to drink something with a loud slurpy sucking noise.

"The mighty airplane began to schlorp from the river."

by play TH06 July 20, 2023

Schlompy

A person who exudes laziness in their appearance and activity.

Look at her wearing her pajama pants and ratty tshirt in public she looks so schlompy.

by anonymous August 9, 2023

schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023