Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.

For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!

by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

Chillington

What someone would say when they don’t mind something happening at all. People who use this word are like hella chill or are just high asf.

“Yo bro, is it cool if my friend tags along?”
- L
“Yeah man that’s chillington, i don’t mind at all”
- S
Example 2:

“Dude i’m gonna be late for the party”
-L
“Ay don’t worry bro, it’s chillington”
-S

by Vexxy December 6, 2024

chilling and billing

A common practice in consultancy to excessively overcharge clients for minimal work.

Consultant 1 "Did you secure the Council I.T. contract?"

Consultant 2 "Yeah, few days of work, 6 months chilling and billing!"

Consultant 1 "Nice. I mean, it's not fraud when it's public money."

Consultant 2 "Hahaha, you're so right."

by Mach_F January 26, 2026

chilling and billing

noun / verb

A core corporate competency involving strategic inactivity paired with aggressive invoicing.

The act of monetising presence, jargon, and calendar occupancy rather than actual output.

When “value creation” consists primarily of meetings, decks, and vibes.

Performance indicators:

Status set to “In a meeting” all day

Slides with more gradients than substance

Saying “let’s circle back” unironically

Deliverables described as “high-level”

“She reused last quarter’s slide deck, nodded thoughtfully in three Zoom calls, and billed the client a full day. Elite chilling and billing.”

by Mach_F January 26, 2026