Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code 

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

Rule 82

The invocation of any ideology or its principles, such as feminism, will attract trolls who validate the necessity of said ideology.

CommenterA. -insert name here- is a sexist, racist, homophobe, and I find that offensive.

CommenterB. OMFG, you are a fat, ugly feminazi, STFU.

Commenter A. Rule 82.

Rule 82 by Dasylupe August 20, 2008

Rule 32 

The 32nd rule of the internet:
Pics or it didn't happen.

John: I saw a guy on the street juggling huge rocks!
Joe: Rule 32
John: Shit! I don't have pictures!

Rule 32 by connorp04 September 1, 2018

rule 27 

If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.

Rule 303

Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.

Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"

rule 27 by Recycle Bin123 February 16, 2009

rule of 3 

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.

Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.

rule of 3 by Moggraider May 28, 2008

Rule Number One 

No fat chicks.

A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."

Rule Number One by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009

rule 2 

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

rule 2 by Matt :3 March 10, 2008