One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.
"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"
"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
by davidio92 January 06, 2009
A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
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