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Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.
"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".
by Malarke August 23, 2008
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Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
by Captain Penis November 11, 2008
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Reaching for the money

Producing an inferior product in order to cash in on a popular idea. My friend and I originally coined this term to describe mediocre sequels to popular horror films.

Reaching for the money usually happens when someone, after coming up with a popular idea, is corrupted by greed and slaps together a quick sequel.
After watching Hellraiser 5, I could tell the producers were reaching for the money.
by Zach D W September 14, 2008
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Facebook reach-around.

The act of "liking" someone's Facebook status simply because they "liked" yours, even if you don't really like it.
by Andywhy February 23, 2011
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Irish Recharge

***Very Rare*** Similar to a Yeti sighting…, but has been chronicled after an early ‘Irish Goodbye’ Paddy is woken by the sound of the drunken mates still partying downstairs and goes back for the ‘Hair of the Dog
Where did Dad go??? He is upstairs doing an ‘Irish Recharge
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Carkin's Reach-A-Round

A Carkin's Reach-A-Round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, AKA doing it "Carkin's Style".
Jacob was walking through the woods getting a Carkin's Reach-A-Round from Summer.
by Jacob Larkin November 23, 2010
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