Redditor

The greatest of insults. Even redditors know that they are the lowest of all.

Do not call your friends redditors, or they will no longer be friends with you.

Person 1: You dirty redditor.

Person 2: How dare you! If anything, you're the redditor, you disgusting bastard!

by THINKFAST48 February 9, 2021

Redditor

Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.

"Did you see that weirdo over there harrassing people?"

"Yeah, theyre probably a loser redditor."

by Russiandragon1394873 January 10, 2021

Redditor

Somebody who has the urge to be an asshole at every given point they can, they they are the lamest most shy piece of shit in real life.

"Look at that stupid fuckface Redditor over there!"

by Fr0stbite September 24, 2020

Redditor

That type of asshole who thinks they're better than you; usually driven by shallow, inconsequential internet points. They try to fulfil their own fragile ego by condescending and patronizing those they view as inferior; yes, they lack any self-awareness whatsoever. They often act like their opinions are important and should be listened to; even though they lack the insight or depth to make their thoughts of any substance. They're usually paranoid that the 'Instagram normies' (not realizing they're some of the biggest normies to grace the internet) are stealing their memes; as if anyone would want to steal their drivel. There probably are a few sane ones; but unfortunately, they're in the minority.

Friend: Did you read Phil's long, condescending, self-aggrandizing diatribe on Reddit about how Christianity is the worst thing to ever exist and how Atheism is superior?

Me: Yep, textbook Redditor moment.

by eatingapenis February 7, 2021

Redditor

Anti-social weeb losers and so called memers,

Redditors tend to eat bags after bags of shredded cheese from the fridge, while loathing about themselves and cringey things they've done in the past, these redditors also tend to stay virgin from being a loser without any girlfriend . . . or friends.

"Friend":Are you a Redditor ?
Me: No Why?!?!
"Friend": I wouldn't exist if ur one

by Nooneluvsu August 19, 2020

Redditor

Annoying Band kids who've never matured after the age of 10 who laugh at unfunny predictable memes everyday. Usually shows symptoms of, hating popular things, worshipping Keana Reeves and Pewdiepie, likes communism, and get's really horny all the time. They can be found in their rooms laughing at pewdiepie memes and going on the ask-reddit subreddit to ask a sex related question.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 60+9 is?

Redditor: BRUUUH, THATS THE SEX NUMBER LOOOL FLOOR GANG AROUUGH LOL TEACHER YOURE A SIMP SIMP YOUR A KAREN SIMP, THERE IS A IMPOSTER AMOUNG US, TEACHER HERE IS LOOKING A BIT SUS COMMUNIST 100 IM GOING TO BLAST USSR SHREAK ANIME ANTHEM BRUH BRUH BRUH NICE. UM TEACHER CAN I COMMIT DIE? WHATS MY NAME? heh joe mama. yes.

by Hazardous2250 October 29, 2020

Redditor

An introvert with a Superiority Complex who mindlessly repeats and circle-jerks the opinions of their community while harassing others whos opinion slightly differs from their hive-mind. They seemingly post the same thing over and over again just with a slightly different template to get upvotes and feel validated for once in their life.

Redditors harass people who like Fortnite, Tiktok, or emojis not because they actually hate those things but because they want to feel validated by the Reddit Hive-mind.

by SirBallbreaker69 April 28, 2020