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Razor sharp object

by Kar.WJ July 31, 2023
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Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
by Smumbo July 3, 2021
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Razor Pocket Mod

The Razor Pocket Mod is a ride-on vehicle intended for people 13 and up. It goes 15 miles per hour ( 24 kilometers per hour). It also has storage under the seat. It takes 12 hours to get it to a full charge. It also lasts 48 minutes on a full charge. The Pocket Mod comes in these variants: Hot Mod (red), Vapor Black, Kiki (cyan), Betty (purple), Bistro White, Bistro Blue, and there were some other ones like the Hanna Montana (deep purple) variant.
Wow, look at that kid’s Razor Pocket Mod!
by W1MPYKD January 15, 2024
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Ackam's Razor

when a conspiracy theorist ignores logic and reputable sources to keep believing their silly theory.
Matthew ignores Ackam's razor and thought that Jenga was a more representative model of a building than physics.
by TheMindsEye February 3, 2017
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Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor
Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
by Lookatmetantan October 13, 2023
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Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.
Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.
by evilsid666 May 8, 2014
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Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
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