putting the pineapples away

Jerking off or masturbating

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.

by William Turner October 29, 2005

putang

The roast beef flapping between a lady's legs. Taste like salt and vineger chips with hair.

You here that flapping noise in the wind? It's stinking putang! it looks like roast beef but taste like salt and vineger chips.

by eazy-x January 31, 2008

Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019