Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

Point Puppet

A Cadbury to the Pippa, a one puff cooked Cunt!

Hey point puppet are you alright? Na bro, that one puff fried me!

by Majenta March 5, 2021

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022

Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

Shadow Puppeteer

Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.

In Meta Runner, the true villain was the shadow puppeteer known as James Sheridan.

by Shugunou January 6, 2023

Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.

dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(

by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017