Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.
"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."
by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012
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Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.
Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022
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waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible
Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!
by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022
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muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.
We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.
by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017
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Scrotum puppet

1. Using the folds and stretch of ones scrotum to produce puppetry

2. Attaching strings to scrotal piercings to make said puppetry
He showed me his scrotum puppet and I was both impressed and disturbed
by johnnysjohnson July 09, 2019
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Cunt Puppet

A female or individual who identifies as feminine, who is being used, manipulated, treated like shit, etc by a man for his own personal gain. The man is considered the puppeteer and will play his cunt puppet in the most humiliating way, making a farce out of the cunt puppets life. Cunt puppetry is a form of sadistic entertainment and can be extremely damaging to the victim, but the amount of fucks given by cunt puppeteers can be found inside an empty box of your favorite snack. Nothing but darkness and disappointment.
Guys check this out-Jessica is such a cunt puppet, I bet you $20 I can get her to hand over her pay check again this week.
by JessLoveAlways August 07, 2020
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Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes
Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.
by Yaggggi August 03, 2023
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