Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 11, 2012

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 07, 2022

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 06, 2022

Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes

Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.

by Yaggggi August 03, 2023

Fuck-Puppet

An assistant in a horrible situation who has awareness of the level of fucked, but continue anyway in a form of negligence and obedience.

Even the most whipped, galighted person must realise they have become the fuck-puppet to a cult leader and make a choice between stopping or continuing. She chose the latter and at that point my sympathy ends.

by Sarcasticbrit June 08, 2022

fuck puppet

brendyn

this fuck puppet always screws things up

by 7roadking June 20, 2018

muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017