Pucker Promise

When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.

"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"

by mrpploper August 9, 2023

puck futin

replace first letters of both words - started to be massively used after ukraine war in 2022.

A: hey bro do you know what happened on ukraine?
B: yeah puck futin wuck far

by hvbgcjnhjcgvyjhvygccghjy August 12, 2023

car plucked

car plucked"-violently pulled from your car while driving, & possibly forced into the trunk of another car. just think about what it would be like to get kidnapped from your car while you are driving, that's car plucked.

while i was drving through the parking lot, kevin & derik jumped in front of my car, pulled my drivers side door open, ripped my seat belt off, put the car in park, & car plucked me.

by tylermariee February 19, 2011

Anal plucker

When somebody with braces eats the bum

Guy1: did you hear about joe
Guy2: ya his girl have him a anal plucker
Guy1: ow

by 1I1II1I111 October 2, 2014

Sludge Pucker

Random slur directed towards random white males in their late teens to early twenties.

Hey sludge pucker!

by Random dudes July 30, 2016

bum pluck

An estimate without any factual basis, a guess. Originated in the Australian military in place of "wild ass guess" and di you ..." pull that out of your ass?"

It was a pure bum pluck!
Take a bum pluck mate.

by DAC9DAJC January 15, 2018

Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.

“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”

by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020