pseudo-intellectual

Someone who tries way too hard to be smart by presenting false facts that they got from the first result they Googled/YouTubed and bragging way too much about how smart they are. Many pseudo-intellectuals also use terms like "woke", "red-pilled", "sheep/sheeple", and "third-eye" and also think that doing LSD and Coke makes them a genius. Will often go against popular opinions/ideas (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) but will do so without any reason other than wanting to stand out. Looks down on everyone who isn't them or who doesn't fall for their bullshit. Very insecure. See: Conspiracy Theorist & Narcissist.

Guy #1: I'm wise beyond my years man, I'm only 18 and I know everything about religion, politics, business, and life.
Guy #2: *thinks "Wow, what a fucking douche-bag."* Uh, good for you I guess. Kinda odd to say you're wise beyond your years but okay.
Guy#1: Its true, by the end of this year I'll be a millionaire and I'll laugh at everyone wasting their time at bullshit jobs. I opened my third-eye and became red-pilled as fuck from doing acid so many times.
Guy #2 and Everyone else he says this bullshit to: Yeah....okay bud. *thinking "This guy's annoying Jesus Christ".*

The pseudo-intellectual is a strange breed, most people can recognize one a mile-away but some people fall for their bullshit because some are very charming.

by Gar-Gar Binks November 4, 2018

Justin Perdiz

bound for greatness/ money making prodigy/can take anyone girl

the justin perdiz person is the choosen one

by theprophet10101 May 2, 2011

pseudo-incumbent

An "elected" official who is running for office again.

If Bush had been elected in 2000, he would be the incumbent. As he is putatively accepted to have won, he is the pseudo-incumbent

by ziggurat September 20, 2004

pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.

Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.

by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013

pseudo-nihilists

People who pretend/act as if nothing is fit for humans other than death. They have no faith in humanity. To them, everyone is evil and doesn't deserve a chance.

Nihilists - belief in nothing
pseudo - false; fake

Person 1: "I hate people. People suck. Everyone needs to die."
Response to Person 1: "You sound like a pseudo-nihilists..."
Person 1: "Yeah...I do..."

"That guy stepped on my foot! OMG I HATE PEOPLE! DIIIIIE!!!! GRRRRR" - pseudo-nihilists

by QTPA May 16, 2006

Pferd

Pferd can use everywhere.
It's a german word for "Horse"

Yeah u fuckin pferd

omG ph33r my uberpferd

by am0k April 9, 2004

pseudo-conservative

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush

George W. Bush

Dick Chaney

Mitt Romney

Rich Santorum

Newt Gingrich

Michele Bachmann

Sean Hannity

Mark Levin

Bill O'Reilly

by Guardian Soul February 14, 2012