prostitute

Your mom.

"Your father... *tear* was a great man... I remember when he slapped my-"
OLDER SISTER: MOM!

Example of your mother telling a tale of her days on the streets as a prostitute.

by Zexion's Betch September 13, 2010

Educational Prostitute

One who tries to use every minuscule action to achieve a higher ranking in the educational system. see Academic Prostitute

When the teacher told his students he was performing in a community play, Mary immediately asked if they would get extra credit for coming. Mary is an Educational Prostitute.

by 4ustin43 December 22, 2008

Prostitute

What nuns were before they were nuns.

You were all prostitutes before you became nuns!

by Lupinassthefourth October 3, 2008

prostitute

a girl that turns down a co-worker just because he is 32, lives with his parents, makes no money, doesn't have a drivers licence and is distinctly unattractive.

See that girl in cubicle 3? She turned me down for Saturday night. What a prostitute!

by stranded in kansas August 14, 2009

prosetitute

a person who willingly writes in prose manner for the mental gratification of his readers.

prosetitute: synonyms: writer-whore

by prosetitute December 15, 2008

Prostitute memorial movement

A smaller movement within the porn scene movement that seeks to set up a memorial in washington DC to hornor all war time prostitutes who helped america win it's was by having sex with american soldiers.

John is in the prostitute memorial movement.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017