Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.

You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!

by aint_david May 8, 2021

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Procrastination

(n)
When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Intermediate Procrastination

Procrastination that occurs mid-task, thus interrupting the flow of productivity.

It took me five hours to write my mid-term paper last night. Had a lot of intermediate procrastination though.

by Buhnuhnuhnuhnuhwuh October 30, 2011

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016