punching the angry elf

the act of masturbating.

" Man when i got home last night my girl fell asleep so i ended up punching the angry elf."

by NEM@SER April 22, 2009

Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

by Thedude78 September 4, 2012

Punching The Shark

Masturbation - usually referring to an Australian male pleasuring himself

That bloke Henry got caught "punching the shark" when his mum walked in on him!

by Aussie Bloke December 18, 2012

Pinching My Vibe

A stupid word old people use when they want to try and be cool. It means the equivalent of saying, “Hey! Don’t trash my idea.” or “You’re making me upset.”

Rob: “Ughhh you’re pinching my vibe!
Suzy: Don’t day that! That’s what old people say when they want to be cool.

by Awesomesauce7 October 28, 2019

Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into a kangroos pouch for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" Was on a walkabout when noticed a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

tounge punching the dirx star

using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification

Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....

by dirtyinchinnna June 18, 2011

punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.

The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.

by guy who got my ignition punche September 9, 2009