pholpj

A dyslexic philosopher, high most of the time.

I am a modern day pholpj

by Dopt February 5, 2025

Pomp

To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.

Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Plomp

Someone who is really cool and tells really cool storys.

Omg that guys so plomp!!!

by HELPME101 September 17, 2025

Phombie

A phone zombie. Someone so addicted to their smartphone that they've become the walking dead - hunched over, dead-eyed, scrolling through life without seeing it. Missing their kid's soccer game because they're checking Instagram. Walking into traffic while texting. Physically present but mentally gone.
Coined during a 30-day digital detox when the founder realized everyone around him looked like zombies glued to glowing rectangles.

"Dad's been a total phombie lately - hasn't looked up from his phone in weeks."
"I was such a phombie I walked into a pole while scrolling Twitter."
"Cured my phombie syndrome with a 30-day phone fast."

by un-PLUG January 10, 2026

Phombie

A phone zombie. Someone so addicted to their smartphone that they've become the walking dead - hunched over, dead-eyed, scrolling through life without seeing it. Missing their kid's soccer game because they're checking Instagram. Walking into traffic while texting. Physically present but mentally gone.

Coined during a 30-day digital detox when the I realized everyone around me looked like zombies glued to glowing rectangles.

"Dad's been a total phombie lately - hasn't looked up from his phone in weeks."
"I was such a phombie I walked into a pole while scrolling Twitter."

by un-PLUG January 10, 2026

April Phoops

To pull a practical joke in the same manner as with an april fools joke but to horribly misspel it.

Writing on a school chalkboard without paying attention on the first day of April, APRIL PHOOPS!

by Willuigi12 June 20, 2011

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016