Penile worms

Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.

I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!

by Reguiba November 5, 2010

Penile Pete

A joyful way of greeting a male whos name is peter.

Penile pete...thee creation parkus, wherist thou control thy action!

by MitchellR August 3, 2006

penile curd

The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.

'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

Peneleiro

We went to brazil and the copacabana no8 was full of poofs. they called themselves peneleiros because their leader was named leir and they penetrated him whilst shouting peneleiro.

that fucking faggotty bastard is such a poof... what a peneleiro.

by David McGettigan December 2, 2004

Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes

Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes

by i5racer August 4, 2010

pentheraphobia

Fear of your mother in law

My mother-in-law gave me pentheraphobia

by Aisling December 12, 2015

Pantless Krab

n. to be a traitor or liar
v. to betray

He defected faster than a Pantless Krab.
He was Pantless Krabbing both sides in the war.

by Omnicron September 19, 2003